A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

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I was straight once, turns out it was a phase

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It was supposed to be yet another one of those boring parties where you just smile and shake hands and pretend you’re having a good time.

He was glancing around the room, checking out exits and possible threats, out of habit, when he spotted her and his breath left him.

Petite, red haired, elegant. She was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen.

James and Natalia meet at a party, and it’s lust at first sight. 

There’s just something about her, about her ways, that drive him insane.

After a passionate night together, they part ways, much to James’ dismay.

Sometimes he feels like cursing his job. He loves it, for sure. He’s good at it, the best. They don’t call him the ‘Winter Soldier’ for nothing.

But being an assassin has its downsides.

It certainly kills your love life.

On his way to complete his next assignment though, take out a competitor, he finds himself facing a woman he never thought he’d see again.

And she happens to be the ‘Black Widow’, the merciless spy he’s supposed to execute. And she’s there on a mission as well. 

Kill the Winter Soldier.

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Tyler Posey for Bellomag.com

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Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the reasest shit

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Six-Eyed Sand Spider Burying Herself (x)

NO that flop’n wiggle

digdigdigdigdig FOOP!

this shit is how my phobia ended

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I have come to the conclusion that Denny’s is not a restaurant but in fact an emotion. You don’t go to Denny’s, you become Denny’s—you FEEL Denny’s.

Funny you should mention that, because we just came to the very same conclusion. But about you. Hirokohana isn’t a username. It’s an emotion. We actually already started throwing it around the diner. What is Hirokohana? Well, to us, it’s that amazing nothing-can-rain-on-my-parade feeling you get when you look at the long list of awesome people following you on Tumblr. It’s the warm fuzziness that you feel in your gut after a delicious Denny’s meal. It’s a child’s laughter. It’s a field of endless roses. It’s watching a sunset with someone you love. So, how are we feeling today? Pretty Hirokohana. 

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Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

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